High profile employer seeks a team of seasoned toy makers for a last-minute job that he seriously should’ve started working on months ago, but for reasons involving [...]
A seasonal employment opportunity has opened up in Emily Graham’s shopping organization as the affluent socialite seeks an experienced Shopping Gimp to help in her near [...]
Seeking fruit-filled, sugary breakfast pastry for immediate part-time opening in my belly. Preferred candidates will feature fresh strawberry or perhaps blueberry jam, with [...]
Seeking seasonal applicant for personal assistant with unique specialties in the area of recreational floatation. Must be able to support the weight of one adult male, [...]
Urgent demand has opened an immediate position in our Restroom Services division with needs targeting an increased demand on our Toilet Paper Replacement Team. Job [...]
Offering an exclusive opportunity for one lucky amusement park-owning individual to move in next door to me, therefore granting neighborly access to his selection of roller [...]
Seeking 5 – 6 well-off 30-somethings to partake on a carefree sailing adventure around San Francisco Bay Area. Must be easy to get along with, wealthy enough to go [...]
In search of an artistic professional who possesses the unique talent of capturing the true essence of the classic deli sandwich medium for a series of commissioned pieces to [...]
Seeking motivated, hardworking individuals who won’t ask too many questions and will do what they’re told correctly the first time or face uncertain disciplinary [...]
The prestigious Roosevelt Hotel is proud to announce an opening in our Restroom Services team for a self-motivated professional in the lavatorial arts. Experience required [...]