Posts Tagged for christmas

Elf on a Shelf is a Creepy Murderer and You Know It

Posted on December 1, 2016 by Scott Sevener in Shorts » Rants

He’s a miniature elf who runs around your house playing pranks all December under the guise of spying on your kids. Every night while they’re sleeping, he flies [...]

Operation: Decorate!

Posted on November 25, 2016 by Scott Sevener in Features » Humor Columns

Some folks are out shopping today. Others are still incapacitated from yesterday’s self-imposed turkey and gravy coma. Let them enjoy their savings and their sweet [...]

Has this dog been a good boy this year?

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Scott Sevener in Reader Polls

Has this dog been a good boy this year? Not likely. Pooping on the floor is still a bad thing, right? Have you seen your favorite shoes yet? Oh, but just look at that face! [...]

Famous Reindeer Troubled by Anti-Muslim Sentiment

Posted on December 12, 2015 by Scott Sevener in Shorts » Headlines

Ten Fun Facts About Frosty the Snowman

Posted on December 11, 2015 by Scott Sevener in Features

Frosty has no relation to Parson Brown, however he is an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. Unlike most other holiday favorites, if you were to light [...]