Words & Essays – Just Laugh https://justlaugh.com Your Source for Humor on the Internet... Thu, 12 Mar 2015 15:17:04 +0000 en-US hourly 1 42571922 Iran to Offer a Helping Hand? https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2015/iran-to-offer-a-helping-hand/ Thu, 12 Mar 2015 15:17:04 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=2334 The wonderful Andy Borowitz is on point as always… Iran Offers to Mediate Talks Between Republicans and Obama He said that his nation was the “logical choice” to jumpstart negotiations between Obama and the Republicans because “it has become clear that both sides currently talk more to Iran than to each other.” (via The New Yorker)

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]]> The wonderful Andy Borowitz is on point as always…

Iran Offers to Mediate Talks Between Republicans and Obama

He said that his nation was the “logical choice” to jumpstart negotiations between Obama and the Republicans because “it has become clear that both sides currently talk more to Iran than to each other.”

(via The New Yorker)

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]]> 2334 Emma Watson is All Things to All People All of the Time https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2015/emma-watson-is-all-things-to-all-people-all-of-the-time/ Tue, 24 Feb 2015 00:08:47 +0000 http://test3.justlaugh.com/?p=2121 This Is Happening: Emma Watson Is Dating Prince Harry, Can Probably Also Fly The projected future of Emma Watson 2016: Signs on to star as James Bond … 2020: Is briefly a mermaid … 2028: Queen dies, Charles and William abdicate, Emma becomes queen for real, none of this Constitutional monarchy nonsense (via Funny or Die)

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The projected future of Emma Watson

2016: Signs on to star as James Bond
…
2020: Is briefly a mermaid
…
2028: Queen dies, Charles and William abdicate, Emma becomes queen for real, none of this Constitutional monarchy nonsense

(via Funny or Die)

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]]> 2121 The Plight of Female CEOs in America https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2015/the-plight-of-female-ceos-in-america/ Fri, 20 Feb 2015 16:06:11 +0000 http://test3.justlaugh.com/?p=2119 Shocking: The Average Female CEO Only Makes 258 Times What Her Employees Make “A recently released report from the U.S. Census Bureau revealed that female CEOs in America make a paltry 258 times what their average employee makes, while male CEOs make an average of 331 times more than theirs.” (via ClickHole)

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]]> Shocking: The Average Female CEO Only Makes 258 Times What Her Employees Make

“A recently released report from the U.S. Census Bureau revealed that female CEOs in America make a paltry 258 times what their average employee makes, while male CEOs make an average of 331 times more than theirs.”

(via ClickHole)

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]]> 2119 And the award for the Best Brian Williams Joke goes to… https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2015/and-the-award-for-the-best-brian-williams-joke-goes-to/ Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:34:16 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=2180 The Onion! “Nice! I bet he’ll have some awesome stories when he comes back.” – American Voices – Brian Williams Suspended For 6 Months Without Pay

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“Nice! I bet he’ll have some awesome stories when he comes back.”
– American Voices – Brian Williams Suspended For 6 Months Without Pay

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]]> 2180 Amazon Customer Reviews – Melanie’s Marvelous Measles! https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2015/amazon-customer-reviews-melanies-marvelous-measles/ Sat, 07 Feb 2015 05:25:36 +0000 http://test3.justlaugh.com/?p=1629 A wonderful collection of “reviews” for this children’s book that mixes the joys of having the measles with the real truth about those so-called “vaccines”… “I’ve been having a hard time finding a way to tell my children why they have to suffer through dangerous and potentially debilitating diseases that were almost eradicated by Vaccines…” “A definite buy if you idealize the good old days of short life spans and high infant mortality rates!” “As a carpenter who specializes in itty bitty coffins…” Happy not vaxing!

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]]> A wonderful collection of “reviews” for this children’s book that mixes the joys of having the measles with the real truth about those so-called “vaccines”…

“I’ve been having a hard time finding a way to tell my children why they have to suffer through dangerous and potentially debilitating diseases that were almost eradicated by Vaccines…”

“A definite buy if you idealize the good old days of short life spans and high infant mortality rates!”

“As a carpenter who specializes in itty bitty coffins…”

Happy not vaxing!

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]]> 1629 President Obama Speaks of Great Hope for America’s Favorite Vegetable https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2015/1785/ Wed, 21 Jan 2015 22:00:32 +0000 http://test3.justlaugh.com/?p=1785 Melvin Durai shares with us a tender morsel of President Obama’s State of the Onion Address… “We are fifteen years into this new century. Fifteen years in which our country has fought many battles and overcome many hurdles to claim its rightful place as one of the world’s greatest onion producers.”

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]]> Melvin Durai shares with us a tender morsel of President Obama’s State of the Onion Address…

“We are fifteen years into this new century. Fifteen years in which our country has fought many battles and overcome many hurdles to claim its rightful place as one of the world’s greatest onion producers.”

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]]> 1785 Behave yourselves and enjoy the show… https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2015/behave-yourselves-and-enjoy-the-show/ Thu, 15 Jan 2015 20:10:37 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=2183 Steve Hofstetter is a comedian, he owns comedy clubs, he even hosts a show on TV about stand-up comedy. If anyone can tell us how to behave when we’re in the audience at a comedy show, it’s Steve! 7. Don’t text. You know how sometimes you come home and use your phone as a flashlight? That’s because it lights up a dark room. Science! Check out the full list – 11 Things Not to Do at a Comedy Show – and be sure that you’re not that guy the next time you go out for a night of laughs…

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]]> Steve Hofstetter is a comedian, he owns comedy clubs, he even hosts a show on TV about stand-up comedy. If anyone can tell us how to behave when we’re in the audience at a comedy show, it’s Steve!

7. Don’t text. You know how sometimes you come home and use your phone as a flashlight? That’s because it lights up a dark room. Science!

Check out the full list – 11 Things Not to Do at a Comedy Show – and be sure that you’re not that guy the next time you go out for a night of laughs…

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]]> 2183 TL;DR Wikipedia – the Atlantic Ocean https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2015/tldr-wikipedia-the-atlantic-ocean/ Wed, 14 Jan 2015 17:37:48 +0000 http://test3.justlaugh.com/?p=1810 (via TL;DR Wikipedia)

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(via TL;DR Wikipedia)

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]]> 1810 Needless to say, I didn’t end up buying the pants. https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2014/needless-to-say-i-didnt-end-up-buying-the-pants/ Mon, 29 Dec 2014 23:56:41 +0000 http://test3.justlaugh.com/?p=1250 Why taking a dump in a Kohl’s dressing room is never a good idea https://medium.com/comedy-corner/why-taking-a-dump-in-a-kohls-dressing-room-is-never-a-good-idea-85093f6c8a23 “No,” he replies timidly, “I think it was the guy in the room next to me.”

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]]> Why taking a dump in a Kohl’s dressing room is never a good idea
https://medium.com/comedy-corner/why-taking-a-dump-in-a-kohls-dressing-room-is-never-a-good-idea-85093f6c8a23

“No,” he replies timidly, “I think it was the guy in the room next to me.”

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]]> 1250 Oh, Donald! https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2013/oh-donald/ Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:17:05 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=744 That Donald Trump – he’s a fighter, not a lover! And here’s a wonderful compilation of controversy, assembled by the talented Chart Girl, to prove it. 🙂

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That Donald Trump – he’s a fighter, not a lover!

And here’s a wonderful compilation of controversy, assembled by the talented Chart Girl, to prove it. 🙂

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