“You know how it is – Daylight Savings Time!” Barnes joked half-heartedly with one employee as he casually poured himself a cup of coffee in the break room while numerous others silently rolled their eyes behind his back.

“I don’t even know why we still have Daylight Savings Time – I’m not a farmer!” the manager exclaimed loudly as the overused punchline to the same joke that veteran employees have heard him tell twice a year for the last six years.

“Greg is … an idiot,” explained warehouse foreman Ralph Green as he quickly filled his own mug before heading back out to resume his job. “I don’t think that he really gets how Daylight Saving Time works, but at least twice a year it keeps him out of everybody else’s hair for an extra hour, so we’ve all made a vow never to explain it to him.”

Green added quietly with a grin, “We had a kid working here a few years ago – sharp kid – somehow convinced Greg that because of the moon or some shit, Daylight Saving Time would be observed a record seven times one summer!”

“That was a nice summer. I think the kid went on to go work at IBM or something…”

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With Starbucks’ beloved Pumpkin Spice Latte now available intravenously and your local grocer’s shelves packed with more pumpkin products than a hipster can roll his eyes at, you’re well on your way to diving headfirst into the holiday spirit and with this guide to help push you gloriously over the edge, there’ll be nothing but pumpkins and dreams in your future as you give in to the orange side to embrace these cool, autumnal months in all of their delicious, pumpkin-y goodness…

• Make a goal to eat, drink, or scrub yourself down in the shower with at least one pumpkin thing each day.
• It’s perfectly acceptable to bring your own can of Libby’s Pumpkin puree for improvisational purposes just in case a restaurant neglects to offer any pumpkin-laced dishes on their seasonal menu.
• Don’t worry that enjoying a Pumpkin Spice Latte makes you look like a stereotypical yoga pants-wearing white girl … pretty much any drink from Starbucks has the same effect all year round.
• Never forget that candy corn is always disgusting … even pumpkin spice candy corn.
• Pumpkin Pro-Tip – Most anything from the Walmart bakery is awful, pumpkin-based or otherwise.
• When perusing the dessert menu, keep in mind that the pumpkin cheesecake is basically a vegetable because, well, pumpkin.
• It’s basically illegal, or at the very least un-American, to go out shopping after Thanksgiving dinner without first grabbing an extra slice of pumpkin pie for sustenance.
• The first rule of Pumpkin Fan Club is that you always talk about Pumpkin Fan Club, preferably whilst eating pumpkin.

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