hiking – Just Laugh https://justlaugh.com Your Source for Humor on the Internet... Sun, 08 Mar 2015 19:39:01 +0000 en-US hourly 1 42571922 Second Hiker Regrets Hiking Downwind of First Hiker https://justlaugh.com/features/fake-news/2015/second-hiker-regrets-hiking-downwind-of-first-hiker/ Sun, 08 Mar 2015 19:39:01 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=2280 APPALACHIAN TRAIL (Just Laugh) – After hiking some 52 miles through the Smoky Mountains in Northern Georgia over the course of several days to kick off their expedition along the 2,200-mile Appalachian Trail, veteran hiker Ted Chamberlin has only one regret as he’s followed hiking partner Mike Bundy through rain and snow – that regret is walking directly downwind of him. “You know, Mike has a slightly faster pace than I do,” Chamberlin explained during a periodic trail break to enjoy the majestic views across Chattahoochee National Forest, “so I’m used to normally hiking a ways behind him. But it didn’t even dawn on me until it was too late that his diet for this trip has been composed of mostly beans and rice, which although they apparently give him all of the energy he needs also contribute a certain byproduct that…” “…well…” “Let’s just say that I cannot wait to get to the other side of these mountains so that those god-awful farts of his are finally blowing back on him for a change.”

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]]> APPALACHIAN TRAIL (Just Laugh) – After hiking some 52 miles through the Smoky Mountains in Northern Georgia over the course of several days to kick off their expedition along the 2,200-mile Appalachian Trail, veteran hiker Ted Chamberlin has only one regret as he’s followed hiking partner Mike Bundy through rain and snow – that regret is walking directly downwind of him.

“You know, Mike has a slightly faster pace than I do,” Chamberlin explained during a periodic trail break to enjoy the majestic views across Chattahoochee National Forest, “so I’m used to normally hiking a ways behind him. But it didn’t even dawn on me until it was too late that his diet for this trip has been composed of mostly beans and rice, which although they apparently give him all of the energy he needs also contribute a certain byproduct that…”

“…well…”

“Let’s just say that I cannot wait to get to the other side of these mountains so that those god-awful farts of his are finally blowing back on him for a change.”

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]]> 2280 On Top of Mount Everest, All Covered with Poo… https://justlaugh.com/blog/news/2015/on-top-of-mount-everest-all-covered-with-poo/ Wed, 04 Mar 2015 18:00:00 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=2221 Too much human poo on Mount Everest, says Nepal “The more than 700 climbers and guides who spend nearly two months on Everest’s slopes each climbing season leave large amounts of feces and urine, and the issue has not been addressed, Ang Tshering told reporters.” (via The Guardian) Extra Credit: Why Whale Poo Matters

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]]> Too much human poo on Mount Everest, says Nepal

“The more than 700 climbers and guides who spend nearly two months on Everest’s slopes each climbing season leave large amounts of feces and urine, and the issue has not been addressed, Ang Tshering told reporters.”

(via The Guardian)

Extra Credit: Why Whale Poo Matters

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