This new name, of course, is silly to say the least, however in the event that these wacky Czechs turn out to be onto something and the rest of the world opts to jump on the country-renaming bandwagon, we here at Just Laugh have taken the liberty of putting together a list of great names for pretty much any country on the planet that matters…

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Seriously – it’s the only federal holiday that actually has a number in the name of the holiday, and yet each year thousands of people gather for their 4th of July celebrations filled with picnics and parades and fireworks on the 3rd of July or the 5th of July like a bunch of fucking morons.

Should we be happy that they managed to even get the month right and just let ’em slide on the actual date???

Perhaps, but nonetheless, we want to ensure that they have a safe and happy holiday too – whenever the hell they decide to celebrate the thing – so we here at Just Laugh have put together a special kind of list for that special kind of someone who might very well choose to celebrate a day like the 4th of July on a day that very much isn’t the 4th of July…

• Start off your day by putting one foot into each shoe. Don’t try to put both of them into just one – they won’t fit.
• When eating, use your fork and spoon to help transport the food to that hole in your head where your tongue sticks out of.
• Great for parades – your hand moving back and forth through the air can serve as a signal to gain the attention of those whom you admire.
• Water balloons are a cool way to have some fun on a hot summer’s day – to make them, take some balloons, fill them with water, then tie and throw!
• To help carry larger amounts of food than your fork and spoon can hold, try using a picnic basket to hold your entire family’s meal until you’re ready to put it into your mouths.
• Don’t forget to take a few moments during your day to show your appreciation for your country, the USA – which stands for the United States of America – which is where you live.
• Sparklers can be a great activity for children of all ages to wind down the day – just don’t touch the sparkly part because sparkly = ouchy.
• And please, for the safety of yourself but more importantly those around you, don’t even bother trying to set off actual fireworks by yourself…

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“Ron has only been in the neighborhood for a couple of months now,” commented 59 year-old Annette Berkshire, “but he seems like a nice fellow. He’s a night owl, so we usually don’t really see him up and about during the day like this too much.”

“Maybe his family is going to come over for a nice cookout after the parade,” suggested neighbor Martin Saltzman, “and we’ll have the kids running around the yard throwing water balloons all day, and then when night falls we’ll all gather around and watch the sky light up as a nice finale to another 4th of July!”

When asked directly of his plans for the massive quantity of fireworks in connection with Independence Day, Littell replied, “Oh, is that next weekend? I just buy ’em up now because they’re really cheap – that way if I want to light them off the rest of the year in the middle of the night when my neighbors are trying to sleep, I’ve already got a decent supply of them stashed away.”

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Author Unknown, but this fantastic display of Americana simply could not go unshared!

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