Day #8 – Banned entry to the United States for travelers from terror-prone regions for approximately 8 days.

Day #12 – Raised concerns about the media understating the size of his inauguration attendance.

Day #15 – Noted that Arnold Schwarzenegger did awful at his old job of hosting The Apprentice.

Day #20 – Protested retailer Nordstrom for treating his daughter Ivanka so unfairly.

Day #40 – Admitted that nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.

Day #47 – Raised concerns about the media understating the size of his inauguration attendance.

Day #65 – Encouraged 28.6 million Twitter followers to watch Judge Jeanine on Fox News at 9:00pm.

Day #67 – Appointed son-in-law Jared Kushner to lead shadow government.

Day #72 – Discretely excommunicated Kellyanne Conway from the kingdom, never to be seen or heard from on network television again.

Day #77 – Ate the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen.

Day #87 – Boasted twice as many rounds of golf since his inauguration as President Obama played.

Day #89 – Celebrated Tax Day by remaining steadfast in his dedication to not release his own tax returns to the American public.

Day #98 – Raised concerns about the media understating the size of his inauguration attendance.

Day #102 – Thought that this job would be easier…

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• Gives middle-class Americans the opportunity to experience paying higher taxes just like rich people, but without all of the pesky wealth.
• Morale booster for billionaires in positions of great power who would like to give back to their most valued billionaire employees.
• If you like your Tax Preparer, you can keep your Tax Preparer.
• Temporary distraction from all of the other ways that Trump Administration is systematically destroying America.
• Perfect for citizens who hate math and have no idea how their taxes are calculated today.

Cons…

• Tax dollars pay for stuff that we need and we’ll have much less of it as a result.
• Makes doing things like saving for retirement and donating to charity for the tax deductions kind of pointless.
• Still won’t stop most people from complaining about their taxes.
• Rich get richer, poor get poorer, etc, etc…
• Incentivizes future billionaire presidents to also never release their tax returns by reinforcing the enthusiasm of delusional middle America.

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Minimum Height – The Wall should be as unquestionably impressive as President Trump’s inauguration crowds.

Materials – A cobbled together mess of steel, concrete, chicken wire, false pretenses, and industrial strength hair gel should all be considered.

Security Features (above ground) – One or more highly trained battalions of freedom hawks should continuously patrol The Wall’s perimeter. A system of spikes will also be installed atop The Wall to prevent the hawks from shitting directly on The Wall.

Security Features (underground) – Mole men – non-negotiable.

Aesthetics – The Wall should be decorated with the finest pro-American artistry so as to instill peace and freedom upon anyone who gazes at it from the American side. The Mexican side can be transparent, so as to allow the continued erosion of the American spirit to serve as an added deterrent to illegal immigrants.

Ability to Stop Illegal Immigration – n/a

Embarrassment Factor – A minimum of 65,844,610 Americans should be embarrassed at its erection along the border shared with our southern ally.

Funding – Whatever you need, seriously! The taxpayers, err – I mean, “Mexico” will be paying for the whole thing, anyways…

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“The budget for the Department of Defense ends the depletion of our military and pursues peace through strength,” said the White House, failing to account that the United States already spends more than the next eight largest countries on the planet combined on its armed forces.

“No, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on…” said White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer in a rambling manner that would have gotten him points docked had he been speaking in a high school debate competition and not representing the President of the United States on the world’s stage.

“I think that is a matter that’s best left to the states,” Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos said in relation to regulations guaranteeing education to students with disabilities, but can just as easily be expanded to also include the entire administration of the inept, handsy billionaire who jokingly selected her to lead the nation with regards to education in the first place.

As the incoming Trump administration continues to make its best efforts to dismantle most roles of the federal government by deprioritizing healthcare, education, scientific research, environmental protections, support for the arts, renewable energy, mass transit, affordable housing, childhood literacy, clean drinking water, international diplomacy, after-school snacks for kids and meals for the elderly, humanitarian aid, public broadcasting, and god knows how many other genuinely worthwhile uses of taxpayer funding, it ultimately raises the question of whether the role of the president itself should be a government function or would serve better as a power returned to the hands of the individual states.

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