“I picked this sexy nurse’s outfit because one day I want to be a nurse, and I already had a pair of white heels,” explained Sexy Sexologist Cindy Baker, whose costume would likely result in several health code violations and even more sexual harassment suits if she were to wear it to an actual medical facility.

“I’ve always enjoyed the zoo…” told Sexy Panda Bear Amy Evans in an uncomfortable conversation that we were eager to end abruptly.

“And I just knew I had to go as a Sexy School Teacher this year,” said 8th Grade Biology Teacher Amanda Perkins, who apparently either never watches the news or is eager to expand her educational career to include house arrest and ban from coming within 500-feet of the middle school where she is surprisingly still employed.

These young ladies and countless others can be seen sexing up every neighborhood Halloween party until Sunday morning when Daylight Saving Time will drive them back into their otherwise sexless hibernation for another year, so if you’re interested in seeing sexy women in costumes that make them look slightly unlike themselves, but mostly still just sexy, now is the perfect season to catch these sexy autumn leaves before they fall to the ground much like they will around 1:30am in those ridiculous heels after far too many shots of tequila than a sexy nurse should ever responsibly consume.

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And sure, you could be super-cliche and go as Sexy Nurse or Sexy Ninja or Sexy Middle School Teacher, but you’re way more creative about how you want to show off your hot bod to strangers to the tune of Thriller. Ideally when you walk into the party, you want everyone’s reaction to be, “Wow … I never knew that could be sexy, but … I guess???”

Here’s some of our sexiest favorites that we’ve found this year…

(all ridiculous costume images are courtesy of Yandy.com – your source for sexy Halloween from the bland to the bizarre!)

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Artist should be open-minded and eager to explore a variety of styles, intensities, and ingredients. Only the finest delicatessen meats and cheeses, fresh grown vegetables, and artisanal condiments will be provided.

Must be comfortable with experimentation and alternative sandwich combinations, which may include open-face sandwiches as well as sandwiches with extra dressing.

Commission is negotiable, to be paid upon completion of work for hire contract. Compensation shall also include a daily lunch stipend as well as the option to have sex with any of the sandwiches, at the artist’s discretion.

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