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		<title>Salt, Margarita Glasses Also Discovered on Mars</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Scott Sevener]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2015 17:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Pasadena, CA (Just Laugh) &#8211; In the wake of exciting advancements in the discovery of ice formations on the Red Planet that are now suspected to be large enough to span its entire surface, scientists at NASA&#8217;s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California were shocked to uncover even more prominent signs of the potential for life on Mars in the form of margarita remnants that could forever change the way humans look up into the sky at our distant neighbor. &#8220;The presence of ice, and therefore water itself, is a strong building block for the presence of life on Mars,&#8221; explained Lead Biologist Megan Frahley, &#8220;but these new finds of deposits containing both glassware and rimming salt suggest that not only was there at one point life on Mars, but that they were an easy-going crowd that knew how to put the work week behind them and just have a great time with family and friends, perhaps with some Jimmy Buffett music playing in the background.&#8221; Igniting a new drive to uncover more about the laid back aspects of Martian life, scientists at JPL have already re-tasked the Martian Rover Curiosity to begin searching for what they believe may be an ancient caché of frozen [...]</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com/features/fake-news/2015/salt-margarita-glasses-also-discovered-on-mars/">Salt, Margarita Glasses Also Discovered on Mars</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com">Just Laugh</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Pasadena, CA (Just Laugh) &#8211; </strong>In the wake of exciting advancements in the discovery of ice formations on the Red Planet that are now suspected to be large enough to span its entire surface, scientists at NASA&#8217;s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California were shocked to uncover even more prominent signs of the potential for life on Mars in the form of margarita remnants that could forever change the way humans look up into the sky at our distant neighbor.</p>
<p>&#8220;The presence of ice, and therefore water itself, is a strong building block for the presence of life on Mars,&#8221; explained Lead Biologist Megan Frahley, &#8220;but these new finds of deposits containing both glassware <em>and </em>rimming salt suggest that not only was there at one point life on Mars, but that they were an easy-going crowd that knew how to put the work week behind them and just have a great time with family and friends, perhaps with some Jimmy Buffett music playing in the background.&#8221;</p>
<p>Igniting a new drive to uncover more about the laid back aspects of Martian life, scientists at JPL have already re-tasked the Martian Rover Curiosity to begin searching for what they believe may be an ancient caché of frozen margarita mix near the planet&#8217;s northern pole.</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com/features/fake-news/2015/salt-margarita-glasses-also-discovered-on-mars/">Salt, Margarita Glasses Also Discovered on Mars</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com">Just Laugh</a>.</p>
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		<title>Astronaut Sets New Record for Zero-Gravity Masturbation</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Scott Sevener]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2015 16:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Creationist Cosmos</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Scott Sevener]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2014 17:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fa1a1c8fb7/creationist-cosmos Satan, you old jokester!</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com/blog/videos/2014/creationist-cosmos/">Creationist Cosmos</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com">Just Laugh</a>.</p>
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<p><em>Satan, you old jokester!</em></p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com/blog/videos/2014/creationist-cosmos/">Creationist Cosmos</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com">Just Laugh</a>.</p>
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		<title>NASA&#8217;s Journey to Mars &#8211; Looking to the Future&#8230;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Scott Sevener]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2014 06:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Today NASA launches its first unmanned test flight of the Orion spacecraft, which is said will pave the way for mankind to travel into deep space, including sending the first humans to our neighboring planet of Mars as early as the 2030s. Inspired by the incredible technological advancements shown by NASA scientists today, we here at Just Laugh would like to look even further into the future to take a glimpse at what life on the red planet might hold in store for the next generation of astronauts in our not so distant future&#8230; 2035 &#8211; First astronauts set foot on Mars 2040 &#8211; First human settlement colonizes on Mars 2040 &#8211; Mankind begins irreversibly destroying the delicate, Martian ecosystem 2043 &#8211; Real Housewives of Tharsis Bulge debuts on Bravo 2045 &#8211; Martian natives reveal themselves to humans after a decade of hiding 2046 &#8211; Martian natives forcefully relocated to corner of planet roughly the size of Arizona 2050 &#8211; Human-Martian marriage deemed unnatural by Space Tea Party 2065 &#8211; World War 3 commences back on Earth over 50th anniversary of still not having hoverboards as depicted in Back to the Future 2 2095 &#8211; Mass migrations from Earth of remaining human population, most surprised that we were able to stretch our resources [...]</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com/features/2014/nasas-journey-to-mars-looking-to-the-future/">NASA&#8217;s Journey to Mars &#8211; Looking to the Future&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com">Just Laugh</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today NASA launches its first unmanned test flight of the Orion spacecraft, which is said will pave the way for mankind to travel into deep space, including sending the first humans to our neighboring planet of Mars as early as the 2030s.</p>
<p>Inspired by the incredible technological advancements shown by NASA scientists today, we here at Just Laugh would like to look <em>even further into the future </em>to take a glimpse at what life on the red planet might hold in store for the next generation of astronauts in our not so distant future&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>2035</strong> &#8211; First astronauts set foot on Mars</p>
<p><strong>2040</strong> &#8211; First human settlement colonizes on Mars</p>
<p><span style="color: #222222;"><strong>2040 </strong>&#8211; Mankind begins irreversibly destroying the delicate, Martian ecosystem</span></p>
<p><strong>2043</strong> &#8211; Real Housewives of Tharsis Bulge debuts on Bravo</p>
<p><strong>2045</strong> &#8211; Martian natives reveal themselves to humans after a decade of hiding</p>
<p><strong>2046</strong> &#8211; Martian natives forcefully relocated to corner of planet roughly the size of Arizona</p>
<p><strong>2050</strong> &#8211; Human-Martian marriage deemed unnatural by Space Tea Party</p>
<p><strong>2065</strong> &#8211; World War 3 commences back on Earth over 50th anniversary of still not having hoverboards as depicted in <em>Back to the Future 2</em></p>
<p><strong>2095</strong> &#8211; Mass migrations from Earth of remaining human population, most surprised that we were able to stretch our resources out as long as we did</p>
<p><strong>2105</strong> &#8211; Human-Martian marriage deemed mandatory by our new Martian overlords</p>
<p><strong>2117</strong> &#8211; Mankind as we know it a shell of its former self, reflects on errs that caused civilization to crumble under the guise of boldly going where nobody wanted us to go</p>
<p><strong>2125</strong> &#8211; Mars NASA announces test flights into deep deep space, discretely while Martian slave drivers are on coffee break</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com/features/2014/nasas-journey-to-mars-looking-to-the-future/">NASA&#8217;s Journey to Mars &#8211; Looking to the Future&#8230;</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://justlaugh.com">Just Laugh</a>.</p>
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		<title>The Parking Lot is Full &#8211; Santa vs The Spiders From Space</title>
		<link>https://justlaugh.com/magazine/vol2issue01/2001/the-parking-lot-is-full-santa-vs-the-spiders-from-space/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack McLaren]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2001 17:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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