A new video from BriTANicK … remember those guys?

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The air is electric, the Johnsonville Brats are plump and delicious as always, and the women are off shopping for shoes or something as we boys gather around to watch such greats as the Miami Tornados, the Los Angeles Browncoats, and even the legendary New Delaware Chickenhawks fight tooth and nail in a no holds barred death match that is destined to make widows and orphans out of 72 of the 73 teams in this year’s sportsmanship armageddon.

Even though you’re no idiot and know to refrain from watching football for at least one hour after you’ve eaten jello and/or pudding-based desserts, here are some things to keep in mind to ensure that each and every Tuesday you spend from now until April 22nd is The Best Tuesday Night Ever…

• Be aware that if your excitement for football lasts more than four hours, you should contact a medical professional immediately.
• Don’t spend too long wondering why it’s called a football when only one guy on the entire team ever touches the ball with his feet – it’s not like there’s any other sports that do it better anyways.
• Remember your scoring – a field goal is 3 points, a 3-pointer is 37 points, and a grand slam is a delicious way to begin your day at Denny’s.
• Fun Fact: Football players wear mouth guards and helmets to prevent unwelcome embraces out on the field.
• Fun Food Fact: Tuna noodle casserole is the Official Noodle-Based Casserole of the National Football League.
• A common method of engaging in small talk with co-workers the day after Tuesday Night Football is by discussing the incredible skill shown by the cheerleaders in between plays – try it and see for yourself!
• Any person you ever see on TV painted head-to-toe in his team’s colors is a paid actor because no self-respecting human being would ever do that to himself.
• Most sports fans consider their favorite team to be a very personal decision, so don’t be a dick about it if they don’t want to tell you, alright?

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“It turns out that if you wear a suit, act really confident, and are also seven feet tall, it’s really easy to get on the floor of the NBA draft…”

(via Elite Daily)

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“Baseball fans have a lot to be excited about in 2015,” announced MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred after drinking the required six pots of coffee that his body has grown accustomed to needing in order to be able to talk about his mundane sport for upwards of 12 hours every day, which is coincidentally about how long each game of Major League Baseball feels. “Every rain delay, every inning that passes with almost no one on either team really doing a damn thing – those are the moments that make America’s pastime mind-rupturingly monotonous and I for one can’t wait to start boring a whole new generation of baseball fans this year!”

With masochistic season ticket holders already lining up to be the first into stadiums so that they don’t miss a single minute of slumber in those uncomfortable, plastic seats while their favorite stars stand idle for hours on end out in the hot son, there couldn’t be a better time to get psyched up about America’s Favorite Humdrum Sport.

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“Maybe everyone is just running late,” suggested Seahawks General Manager John Schneider as he looked out onto an otherwise empty stadium devoid of anything but hotdog and souvenir vendors who had taken to buying each other’s goods just to make themselves feel better. “I know that traffic was pretty bad out there on the 101 for me – they’re probably all just stuck in traffic, is my guess…”

When asked what would happen if the 60,000+ fans expected to attend the night’s game didn’t pull through, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell commented, “I think we might just let the boys go out there and play anyways – they’ve really been looking forward to this, and they got all dressed up for it and everything.”

“Maybe somebody will still watch us on TV,” Patriots quarterback Tom Brady offered to his team as they sat in their locker room considering their options. “I heard some of the commercials were supposed to be pretty funny this year…”

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Well this clears everything up!

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“It’s a condition that often gets swept under the rug due to its, errr, sensitive nature,” explained Chief of Urology Davison Adderly, “but 1 in 11 men over the age of 30 in the United States suffer from deflated balls. It’s a horribly painful condition, as the name implies … the testicles, much like the footballs that Tom Brady throws and catches, become increasingly soft, kind of like a bag of grapes that get forgotten in the back of the refrigerator for far too long…”

“And as you would expect,” Dr. Adderly continued, “as the genitals lose their firmness, they become incredibly painful – it’s a pain that worsens until eventually the balls, I mean, testicles collapse on themselves altogether, thus rendering them useless and requiring immediate surgery to eliminate the constant agony felt by the man.”

When asked why there aren’t more campaigns to spread awareness about deflated balls, Dr. Adderly told us, “Although softened testicles aren’t exactly at the top of discussion topics among most men, we’re looking forward to using this incident with the Patriots to let as many people know about the medical effects of deflated balls that we can.”

“Remember when you’re watching the big game this weekend, there’s a good chance that two of the 22 men out there on that field have deflated balls.”

“Well, three if you count the one being tossed around by Tom Brady. Go Seahawks!”

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