the onion – Just Laugh https://justlaugh.com Your Source for Humor on the Internet... Fri, 27 Feb 2015 20:09:20 +0000 en-US hourly 1 42571922 And the award for the Best Brian Williams Joke goes to… https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2015/and-the-award-for-the-best-brian-williams-joke-goes-to/ Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:34:16 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=2180 The Onion! “Nice! I bet he’ll have some awesome stories when he comes back.” – American Voices – Brian Williams Suspended For 6 Months Without Pay

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“Nice! I bet he’ll have some awesome stories when he comes back.”
– American Voices – Brian Williams Suspended For 6 Months Without Pay

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]]> 2180 Who Goes Out and Buys a Gorilla the Day After a Gorilla Massacre?! https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2013/who-goes-out-and-buys-a-gorilla-the-day-after-a-gorilla-massacre/ Thu, 10 Jan 2013 19:24:44 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=779 You see, it’s not just guns, people – we’ve got bigger problems on our hands … giant 600-lb, banana-eating hairy ones, at that!  “Listen, it’s my God-given right as an American to have the freedom to own a gorilla to protect myself and my family,” said Nashua, NH resident James Harrington, 46, adding that he personally owns 12 different gorillas of various sizes, but keeps them “safely locked away in [his] home.” “And the government has another thing coming if they think they can come into my house and take away my gorillas.” – Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack (via The Onion)

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 “Listen, it’s my God-given right as an American to have the freedom to own a gorilla to protect myself and my family,” said Nashua, NH resident James Harrington, 46, adding that he personally owns 12 different gorillas of various sizes, but keeps them “safely locked away in [his] home.” “And the government has another thing coming if they think they can come into my house and take away my gorillas.”

– Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

(via The Onion)

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]]> 779 a Nicolas Cage-like puppet??? https://justlaugh.com/blog/videos/2012/a-nicolas-cage-like-puppet/ Mon, 19 Nov 2012 22:23:59 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=449 An exclusive interview by The Onion with the man who has played Nicolas Cage for over three decades – fascinating!!! 🙂

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An exclusive interview by The Onion with the man who has played Nicolas Cage for over three decades – fascinating!!! 🙂

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]]> 449 Obama invades Iran JUST in the nick of time! https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2012/obama-invades-iran-just-in-the-nick-of-time/ Tue, 06 Nov 2012 23:00:41 +0000 http://test2.justlaugh.com/?p=205 If all else fails, just declare war before the votes are counted… 😉 Obama Announces We Are Invading Iran RIGHT NOW http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-announces-we-are-invading-iran-right-now,30279/ (via The Onion)

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Obama Announces We Are Invading Iran RIGHT NOW
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-announces-we-are-invading-iran-right-now,30279/

(via The Onion)

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