“I’ve been having a hard time finding a way to tell my children why they have to suffer through dangerous and potentially debilitating diseases that were almost eradicated by Vaccines…”

“A definite buy if you idealize the good old days of short life spans and high infant mortality rates!”

“As a carpenter who specializes in itty bitty coffins…”

Happy not vaxing!

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“I think I know a thing or two about these vaccines…” Hudson cited over her Starbucks Double Mocha Macchiato with Caramel Syrup between soccer and band practice. “I don’t care what all of those people say – I’m not letting them pump my kids full of all sorts of harmful chemicals in the off chance that they might get a little sick.”

Hudson’s expertise, though unsubstantiated aside from daytime talk shows and numerous Facebook groups that she frequents, is steadfast and among her own circle of concerned mothers she has become a beacon of wisdom as others have come to rely on her for such vital information.

“My pediatrician is a nice guy…” said close friend and mother of two Linda Hamilton, “but when it comes to vaccinating my little bundles of joy, well, let’s just say there are some things that four years of undergraduate studies, another four years of medical school, followed by three years of residency and internships don’t prepare you for. But Pam … she gave me all of these great resources that she printed off the Internet and the more you think about it, it just really makes a lot of sense. She definitely knows what she’s talking about!”

“A lot of people don’t even realize that doctors and the people who make these vaccines are all just in it for the money!” Hudson continued, visibly frustrated at the thought of anyone taking advantage of her Kyan, Keagan, and Koby to make a quick buck. “Besides, I paid them plenty when all of us got the flu last fall – I’m not going to risk my children’s safety just so that guy can drive around in a new boat this summer.”

When asked about her comments concerning the safety of her children, Hudson’s eyes grew wide as she slammed down her coffee drink, “You see – that’s what pisses me off! The media doesn’t even bother telling people that vaccines cause autism – it’s only their job to tell people that kind of stuff!!!”

Although the CDC says that numerous studies and scientific reviews have concluded that there has been no causal link found between any vaccine ingredients and autism, Hudson insists that these “chemical cocktails” are unsafe and will continue to share her knowledge with whatever like-minded mothers are willing to listen.

When suggested that perhaps she conduct her own study to contribute her unique expertise to the scientific community, Hudson laughed out loud and replied, “I don’t have time for that – I’m a busy Mom!”

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