Day #8 – Banned entry to the United States for travelers from terror-prone regions for approximately 8 days.

Day #12 – Raised concerns about the media understating the size of his inauguration attendance.

Day #15 – Noted that Arnold Schwarzenegger did awful at his old job of hosting The Apprentice.

Day #20 – Protested retailer Nordstrom for treating his daughter Ivanka so unfairly.

Day #40 – Admitted that nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.

Day #47 – Raised concerns about the media understating the size of his inauguration attendance.

Day #65 – Encouraged 28.6 million Twitter followers to watch Judge Jeanine on Fox News at 9:00pm.

Day #67 – Appointed son-in-law Jared Kushner to lead shadow government.

Day #72 – Discretely excommunicated Kellyanne Conway from the kingdom, never to be seen or heard from on network television again.

Day #77 – Ate the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen.

Day #87 – Boasted twice as many rounds of golf since his inauguration as President Obama played.

Day #89 – Celebrated Tax Day by remaining steadfast in his dedication to not release his own tax returns to the American public.

Day #98 – Raised concerns about the media understating the size of his inauguration attendance.

Day #102 – Thought that this job would be easier…

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“The budget for the Department of Defense ends the depletion of our military and pursues peace through strength,” said the White House, failing to account that the United States already spends more than the next eight largest countries on the planet combined on its armed forces.

“No, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on…” said White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer in a rambling manner that would have gotten him points docked had he been speaking in a high school debate competition and not representing the President of the United States on the world’s stage.

“I think that is a matter that’s best left to the states,” Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos said in relation to regulations guaranteeing education to students with disabilities, but can just as easily be expanded to also include the entire administration of the inept, handsy billionaire who jokingly selected her to lead the nation with regards to education in the first place.

As the incoming Trump administration continues to make its best efforts to dismantle most roles of the federal government by deprioritizing healthcare, education, scientific research, environmental protections, support for the arts, renewable energy, mass transit, affordable housing, childhood literacy, clean drinking water, international diplomacy, after-school snacks for kids and meals for the elderly, humanitarian aid, public broadcasting, and god knows how many other genuinely worthwhile uses of taxpayer funding, it ultimately raises the question of whether the role of the president itself should be a government function or would serve better as a power returned to the hands of the individual states.

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Well, apparently Obama is going to ruin that fun, too, because the White House has now officially responded to said petition…

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

• The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
• The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
• Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

– This Isn’t the Petition Response You’re Looking For

Ok, so this response is actually pretty freaking amazing – be sure to click through the link to read the full report on this administration’s take on space technology and what we can do in the meantime!

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