aliens – Just Laugh https://justlaugh.com Your Source for Humor on the Internet... Wed, 30 Nov 2016 20:46:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 42571922 What Will Our Inevitable Alien Overlords Enslave Us to Build??? https://justlaugh.com/features/2016/will-inevitable-alien-overlords-enslave-us-build/ Wed, 30 Nov 2016 21:00:14 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=5329 A thousand foot tall statue of Glorb the Destroyer of Worlds, with each of his ravenous tentacles more dreadful than the last. Something or other made from the bones of our fallen friends and family. One million Stonehenges, arranged in an intricate Domino Rally fashion. A working replica of a 1974 Ford Pinto Hatchback. 21st century improvements for our crippling infrastructure because it doesn’t take five minutes on Earth to see we’re not going to do it on our own. Giant pyramids made of sand out in the middle of the-, oops, nevermind… A worldwide communications network capable of transmitting sexy nude imagery at the speed of light. Doesn’t really matter – manual labor tenderizes human flesh the same regardless of output.

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  • A thousand foot tall statue of Glorb the Destroyer of Worlds, with each of his ravenous tentacles more dreadful than the last.
  • Something or other made from the bones of our fallen friends and family.
  • One million Stonehenges, arranged in an intricate Domino Rally fashion.
  • A working replica of a 1974 Ford Pinto Hatchback.
  • 21st century improvements for our crippling infrastructure because it doesn’t take five minutes on Earth to see we’re not going to do it on our own.
  • Giant pyramids made of sand out in the middle of the-, oops, nevermind…
  • A worldwide communications network capable of transmitting sexy nude imagery at the speed of light.
  • Doesn’t really matter – manual labor tenderizes human flesh the same regardless of output.

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    ]]>     5329     Alien Invasion Postponed in Roddy Piper’s Honor https://justlaugh.com/shorts/headlines/2015/alien-invasion-postponed-in-roddy-pipers-honor/ Sat, 01 Aug 2015 16:00:27 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=3902 The post Alien Invasion Postponed in Roddy Piper’s Honor appeared first on Just Laugh.

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    ]]>     3902     How It Should Have Ended – Prometheus https://justlaugh.com/blog/videos/2012/how-it-should-have-ended-prometheus/ Sat, 28 Jul 2012 17:16:36 +0000 http://test2.justlaugh.com/?p=32 Worst. Scientists. Ever. 😯

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    Worst. Scientists. Ever. 😯

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    ]]>     32     Deep Fried, Live! – Episode Seven: Fleeb Cooks a Cow https://justlaugh.com/magazine/vol4issue09/2003/deep-fried-live-episode-seven-fleeb-cooks-a-cow/ Wed, 25 Jun 2003 16:00:50 +0000 http://test3.justlaugh.com/?p=1947 Tako's show is taken to new heights (literally!) when a simple lesson for cooking the perfect steak becomes the focus of an alien abduction to serve six...

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    ]]>     1947     The Parking Lot is Full – Awkward Moments https://justlaugh.com/magazine/vol2issue15/2001/the-parking-lot-is-full-awkward-moments/ Wed, 24 Oct 2001 16:00:41 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=4063 The post The Parking Lot is Full – Awkward Moments appeared first on Just Laugh.

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    ]]>     4063     The Parking Lot Is Full – Another Ray-Gun Wedding https://justlaugh.com/magazine/vol2issue02/2001/the-parking-lot-is-full-another-ray-gun-wedding/ Wed, 24 Jan 2001 17:00:23 +0000 http://www.justlaugh.com/?p=4009 The post The Parking Lot Is Full – Another Ray-Gun Wedding appeared first on Just Laugh.

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