state of the union – Just Laugh https://justlaugh.com Your Source for Humor on the Internet... Sat, 14 Feb 2015 05:10:18 +0000 en-US hourly 1 42571922 President Obama Speaks of Great Hope for America’s Favorite Vegetable https://justlaugh.com/blog/words/2015/1785/ Wed, 21 Jan 2015 22:00:32 +0000 http://test3.justlaugh.com/?p=1785 Melvin Durai shares with us a tender morsel of President Obama’s State of the Onion Address… “We are fifteen years into this new century. Fifteen years in which our country has fought many battles and overcome many hurdles to claim its rightful place as one of the world’s greatest onion producers.”

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]]> Melvin Durai shares with us a tender morsel of President Obama’s State of the Onion Address…

“We are fifteen years into this new century. Fifteen years in which our country has fought many battles and overcome many hurdles to claim its rightful place as one of the world’s greatest onion producers.”

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]]> 1785 Stats of the Union https://justlaugh.com/features/2015/stats-union/ Tue, 20 Jan 2015 17:00:08 +0000 http://test3.justlaugh.com/?p=1468 # of times Fox News will spin being a good public speaker into a bad thing – 37 # of times Joe Biden will get nudged awake despite already being awake – 3 # of times John Boehner will look, act, or in any way resemble an actual human being – 0 # of times President Obama will internally sigh and wonder if it’s too late to just be President of Kenya instead – 1.5 % of American economy derived from hair care products for Donald Trump – 4.7% Price of a gallon of gas in 2015 if your car happened to run on Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup – $23.79 # of Presidents who would support the Keystone Pipeline if instead it delivered Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup – 1 # of people that Ted Cruz will beg to listen to him before, during, and after the Address – 432,000 (est.) # of Americans who will be pissed that their favorite TV shows got preempted for the State of the Union address – 67 million # of Americans who will root through their DVR or go to bed early to avoid watching the State of the Union address – 66.9 million

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  • # of times Fox News will spin being a good public speaker into a bad thing – 37
  • # of times Joe Biden will get nudged awake despite already being awake – 3
  • # of times John Boehner will look, act, or in any way resemble an actual human being – 0
  • # of times President Obama will internally sigh and wonder if it’s too late to just be President of Kenya instead – 1.5
  • % of American economy derived from hair care products for Donald Trump – 4.7%
  • Price of a gallon of gas in 2015 if your car happened to run on Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup – $23.79
  • # of Presidents who would support the Keystone Pipeline if instead it delivered Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup – 1
  • # of people that Ted Cruz will beg to listen to him before, during, and after the Address – 432,000 (est.)
  • # of Americans who will be pissed that their favorite TV shows got preempted for the State of the Union address – 67 million
  • # of Americans who will root through their DVR or go to bed early to avoid watching the State of the Union address – 66.9 million

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    ]]>     1468     What are you hoping to hear from this week’s State of the Union address? https://justlaugh.com/reader-polls/2015/hoping-hear-weeks-state-union-address/ Mon, 19 Jan 2015 11:00:05 +0000 http://test3.justlaugh.com/?p=1477 Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll.

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