Humor Blog Highlights

Stats of the Union

© Tomasz Zajda / Dollar Photo Club
  • # of times Fox News will spin being a good public speaker into a bad thing – 37
  • # of times Joe Biden will get nudged awake despite already being awake – 3
  • # of times John Boehner will look, act, or in any way resemble an actual human being – 0
  • # of times President Obama will internally sigh and wonder if it’s too late to just be President of Kenya instead – 1.5
  • % of American economy derived from hair care products for Donald Trump – 4.7%
  • Price of a gallon of gas in 2015 if your car happened to run on Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup – $23.79
  • # of Presidents who would support the Keystone Pipeline if instead it delivered Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup – 1
  • # of people that Ted Cruz will beg to listen to him before, during, and after the Address – 432,000 (est.)
  • # of Americans who will be pissed that their favorite TV shows got preempted for the State of the Union address – 67 million
  • # of Americans who will root through their DVR or go to bed early to avoid watching the State of the Union address – 66.9 million
About Scott Sevener (580 Posts since 2001)
The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.