The Weekend is Here AGAIN!!!
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Can you believe it?! Just like clockwork, after a grueling 5 days of half-assed labor our beloved time for rest, relaxation, and party-party-partying is finally upon us once again!
We surveyed 1,000 regular, fun-loving Americans just like you to find out about their weekend plans, then promptly lost the results and decided to just make up this list all by ourselves instead…
So what are your weekend plans?!
- St. Patrick’s Day, Part Deux
- Have I told you lately that I bought a boat? I’ll be on my boat. Boat!!!
- I don’t get weekends off because of blah-blah-blah responsibilities…
- 48 exhilarating hours of watching my Facebook news weed scroll by as I live vicariously through my 132 online friends.
- Not sure yet, but it’ll probably involve a bottle of malt whiskey, that Kid Rock CD from 1998, and my hot cousin who becomes surprisingly less like family after half a bottle of malt whiskey.
- Animal Planet has this really neat documentary about weasel shaving that I’ve kind of been looking forward to.
- Beers. Beaches. Bars. Babes. Bail.
- Mostly stalking.