Resident advice expert Savannah Lawless shares her wit and wisdom from eight marriages to five men and countless failed relationships coupled with a near-total lack of sobriety...
Dear Savannah, Unlike that idiotic crap you usually print, I have a real problem. I’m engaged to be married after the baby comes because I don’t want to look fat in my [...]
Dear Savannah, I’m a regular guy. I enjoy lifting a few beers with the guys, ogling the babes at the bar, and engaging in backyard wrestling on the weekends. Jumping [...]
Dear Savannah, Please help me. I’m a mid-level European royal who secretly left my home country to marry a wealthy American businessman. That was two months ago. [...]
Dear Savannah, Is it unusually kinky to wear an empty ice cream bucket on your head during lovemaking? My girlfriend thinks so. The way I see it, it’s pretty [...]
Dear Savannah, I can’t seem to find a suitable mate my age and my preference. Is it because I’m too curvaceous and scare them with my femininity? Is it [...]
Dear Savannah, I am 27 years old, 5’7″ tall, and weigh 125 pounds. I’ve only ever had one boyfriend (we broke up after just a few weeks), and I know this [...]