Too much human poo on Mount Everest, says Nepal
“The more than 700 climbers and guides who spend nearly two months on Everest’s slopes each climbing season leave large amounts of feces and urine, and the issue has not been addressed, Ang Tshering told reporters.”
(via The Guardian)
Extra Credit: Why Whale Poo Matters
Are you a fan of Dave Barry? Do you have a pulse?
The king of the humor column and our Lord and Savior with regards to booger jokes, Dave Barry has graced the shelves of whatever book stores are still open (along with the much more copiously stocked digital shelves) with a new humor book that is destined to take up residence right along with the other blorgteen books of his that make up the Dave Barry wing of your humor collection!
Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster) is a new collection of essays in which Dave shares his divine wisdom on all of the random nonsense that his brain has compiled since he last humor collection, touching on such topics as his teenage daughter preparing to take the wheel, the countries of Brazil and Russia (in no particular order), and even the bizarre technological miracle that is Google Glass.
One day we hope to live in a future where Dave Barry columns will just be streamed directly to our eyeballs via a complex array of wireless networking and dorky-looking glasses, but in the meantime this latest comedic endeavor will serve to fit the role just fine…
Order your copy of Dave Barry’s Live Right and Find Happiness today!
Remember how awesome Garfield Minus Garfield was a few years ago when it gave us a look into the neurotic mind of Jon Arbuckle as a guy who talks to himself and really needs to seek some counseling?!
Cathy CK takes us to that same delicious level by rehashing the classic comic strip from Cathy Guisewite with the caustic wit of legendary comedian Louis CK…
This week on Comedy Crib, media coach Janessa Slater talks with Weird Al Yankovic about how to remain relevant in an art form that is slowly dying…
http://www.ifc.com/shows/comedy-crib/blog/2015/02/vanessa-bayer-offers-weird-al-some-sound-advice
As we await the FCC’s net neutrality ruling today, let us take a trip down memory lane to nine months ago when we last talked about net neutrality and John Oliver had some wonderful comparisons…
This Is Happening: Emma Watson Is Dating Prince Harry, Can Probably Also Fly
The projected future of Emma Watson
2016: Signs on to star as James Bond
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2020: Is briefly a mermaid
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2028: Queen dies, Charles and William abdicate, Emma becomes queen for real, none of this Constitutional monarchy nonsense
(via Funny or Die)
Shocking: The Average Female CEO Only Makes 258 Times What Her Employees Make
“A recently released report from the U.S. Census Bureau revealed that female CEOs in America make a paltry 258 times what their average employee makes, while male CEOs make an average of 331 times more than theirs.”
(via ClickHole)
It happens to the best of us ages 55 and older…
Krispy Kreme Apologizes for “KKK Wednesdays” Promotion
“Apparently short for “Krispy Kreme Klub Wednesdays,” the store responsible for the sign says they didn’t realize the initials had already been taken another, more famous KKK, until Facebook fans pointed out the unfortunate similarity.”
😯
(via Gawker)