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Gorgeous Model Pissed Over Lack of Popsicles During Beach Photo Shoot

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LOS ANGELES (Just Laugh) – In the wake of a sun-filled 95 minutes spent on the beautiful white sand as she showed off her nearly flawless figure to a plethora of exploding flash bulbs, 23 year-old Tascha Munoz nearly blew her lid when it was reported that the studio conducting her afternoon photo shoot had neglected to provide a selection of delicious fruity popsicles for her refreshment as well as that of the hard-working crew on the scorching 92-degree day.

“I mean, seriously – it’s summertime! What kind of monster invites a bunch of people out to the beach without popsicles?!” Munoz protested as the impeccably sculpted model made her best to quench her thirst on the single 16-ounce bottle of lukewarm Evian that had been instead provided.

“I like strawberry popsicles the best, although one time I had these watermelon ones that were really yummy, too,” the peeved party added before turning away to post a selfie in her bikini in front of the sunny beach.

When presenting the pending popsicle problem around the camera crew, the average consensus was that a nice pineapple or perhaps even strawberry frozen treat would’ve indeed been quite tasty, but that the director Todd was kind of a dick and was more focused on banging his models than providing refreshing popsicles for his crew.

At the time of press, Todd had last been seen offering to rectify Munoz’s popsicle concerns personally in the back of his Range Rover, although it was assumed by the crew that his intentions would see him substituting his penis for said strawberry popsicle.

About Scott Sevener (580 Posts since 2001)
The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.