Writer Does Slightest Amount of Research to Figure Out What FIFA Is
TAMPA (Just Laugh) – After seeing a multitude of headlines and Facebook posts regarding some sort of scandal, all culminating today with the resignation of a funny named man known as Sepp Blatter who apparently does something important for FIFA and/or did something bad regarding the organization, this writer took to the streets – and by streets he means Google – to uncover once and for all what this so called FIFA is all about.
“I guess it has something to do with soccer,” explained writer and Totino’s Pizza Rolls enthusiast Scott Sevener before going back to doing pretty much anything he could come up with that was even remotely more interesting than soccer, which turned out to be just about everything.