Spring is fast approaching. I know this not because I can sense it in the air, or see it in the foliage, or even because the stores are stocked with shorts, tank tops and [...]
Science can be a dirty, unforgiving game that takes no prisoners (…except in the case of animal testing, of course!) and I just have to hand it to the people behind the [...]
CHICAGO (Just Laugh) – Just moments before he was to board his flight to Newark International in New Jersey, David Meanson, a lucky bastard from Rockford, suddenly took [...]
Michael drove from work anxious to get home to his wife, eat dinner and relax. It had been a grueling day full of demands, a twenty-page report due by noon, which would have [...]
So I’m watching a commercial for genital warts medicine. I love these commercials because they’re sooooo realistic (notice the sarcasm in my font). In one of the [...]
From the “Just When You Think Life Couldn’t Get Any Worse File” comes the story of Richard Goddard, Jr., a 21 year old Colona, Illinois man. Last year, [...]
Cue the dueling banjos, it’s the Battle Of The Valedictorians again! Regular readers of this column will recall the recent story of Brian Delekta, the Michigan student [...]