The Tao of Bonanza
Dear Savannah, My girlfriend has a checkered past. When she was in college, she worked as a topless dancer. She’s also been divorced twice, although she doesn’t [...]
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Lakers NBA Victory Marked on 2003 Calendars
LOS ANGELES (Just Laugh) – The lives of basketball fans around the country will be made just a bit easier next year, as the Fiscal Calendar Corporation (FCC) has [...]
Where Do You Think They Get the Fudge?
I recently took a vacation to Mackinac Island (official motto: That last C is silent), which is right above Michigan in Lake Huron. If you ever ask a Michigander where that [...]
How I Got Sooooo Screwed Up
Family, everybody has one. People who will more than likely embarrass you whenever they get the chance. I’m no exception. But instead of embarrassing me the traditional [...]
Ramblings from a Frazzled Woman: 1st Anniversary Edition
We lose socks and coins, which are never to be found again. We lose notes, numbers, pens and pencils. We misplace glasses and keys for days. Why is it so easy to find all of [...]
But I’m Still the World’s Strongest Humorist
I’ve been writing humor columns for over five years, and I’ve met, corresponded with, and even become friends with other humor columnists around the world. Some [...]
You’ve Got Porn!
It never fails. Every single time as my deadline approaches, I sit around wondering what in the world I’m going to write about for my next column, but this time I think [...]
Forget About Life Sentences, Let’s Just Do To Criminals As They Do To Victims
If society starts using the eye for an eye method of punishment, I think we will see a decrease in crime. Convicted criminals are always thrown into the slammer for X amount [...]
Many Happy Returns, My Ass
By the time you read this, I’ll be forty. As I write I’m still 39. These facts are as inescapable as the near statistical certainty that when this column comes out, some [...]
Dr. Lobster – Save It for Tuesday
