If you could be any puppet, who would you be? Pinocchio – because one day I hope to not be a gigantic liar, too Lamb Chop – because this is the song that never [...]
Did you win an Oscar last night? No… Overlooked by the Academy again. Last time I go above and beyond mixing THEIR sound! Let’s see those hogs make their next [...]
If you got to name this snowstorm… Snownado Cloudburst Snowmarrow The Blizzard of Carol, That Cold-Hearted Bitch Holy Balls, Is It Cold Outside… Winter [...]
Has this dog been a good boy this year? Not likely. Pooping on the floor is still a bad thing, right? Have you seen your favorite shoes yet? Oh, but just look at that face! [...]
Who won Black Friday this year? Rowdily Racist Republicans Donald “Dandelion” Trump Tastefully Titillating Turkey The Perfect Personification of Pumpkin Pie [...]
What are you looking forward to arguing about over Thanksgiving dinner? How TrumpCare is nothing like Obamacare That your Dad still refers to Sarah Palin with a straight face [...]
Name the Turkey You’re Going to Eat in Two Weeks… Fluffers the Delicious Captain Feastivus and His Cranberry Dumpling Gang Butterball XXXVII Gobbling Greg (Pass [...]
Who would star in the scariest horror film? Clarabelle Cow, from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse an Uncomfortably Unassuming Queen Latifah Your Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, following you on [...]