WANTED: Sandwich Artiste
In search of an artistic professional who possesses the unique talent of capturing the true essence of the classic deli sandwich medium for a series of commissioned pieces to be entitled, Le Sandwich de Natural.
Artist should be open-minded and eager to explore a variety of styles, intensities, and ingredients. Only the finest delicatessen meats and cheeses, fresh grown vegetables, and artisanal condiments will be provided.
Must be comfortable with experimentation and alternative sandwich combinations, which may include open-face sandwiches as well as sandwiches with extra dressing.
Commission is negotiable, to be paid upon completion of work for hire contract. Compensation shall also include a daily lunch stipend as well as the option to have sex with any of the sandwiches, at the artist’s discretion.