Invisible Driver Goes Through the Drive-Thru
I don’t know how some of these people didn’t notice the camera, but this prank is pretty awesome!!!
(be sure to check out Rahat’s YouTube channel for lots of other great pranks, too!)
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Official White House Response: No-Go On Death Star
So remember last year when someone created a petition on whitehouse.gov requesting that the US government make plans to begin construction on our very own Death Star as soon as 2016???
Well, apparently Obama is going to ruin that fun, too, because the White House has now officially responded to said petition…
The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:
- The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
- The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
- Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?
Ok, so this response is actually pretty freaking amazing – be sure to click through the link to read the full report on this administration’s take on space technology and what we can do in the meantime! 
Who Goes Out and Buys a Gorilla the Day After a Gorilla Massacre?!
You see, it’s not just guns, people – we’ve got bigger problems on our hands … giant 600-lb, banana-eating hairy ones, at that!
“Listen, it’s my God-given right as an American to have the freedom to own a gorilla to protect myself and my family,” said Nashua, NH resident James Harrington, 46, adding that he personally owns 12 different gorillas of various sizes, but keeps them “safely locked away in [his] home.” “And the government has another thing coming if they think they can come into my house and take away my gorillas.”
(via The Onion)
The Happiest Place on … Whatever
Are you a fan of theme parks?!
Well, not one of those crazy types of fans who thinks that everything is magical within their walls, but at least one who can take a good joke at their favorite park’s expense every now and then?
If so, then you definitely need to follow @FakeThemePark on Twitter…
Coming to the park this spring? Save 100% on resort hotels by sleeping in your car!
— Fake Theme Park (@FakeThemePark) January 8, 2013
While riding our simulator ride, please simulate having fun.
— Fake Theme Park (@FakeThemePark) January 5, 2013
If you're arriving at the park, be aware that, due to a malfunction, our artificial snow machines are producing only golf-ball-size hail.
— Fake Theme Park (@FakeThemePark) December 29, 2012
Attractions Magazine also has a great interview with the CEO of this exclusive entertainment destination which is definitely worth a read, too!
A.I.G. a Bunch of Souless Bloodsuckers? Well, Duh…
So did you hear the news earlier today about how A.I.G. is considering suing the U.S. government after receiving $182 billion in bailout money a couple of years ago for nearly causing the collapse of the US economy at large???
It wasn’t something that even The Onion could’ve made up, but I enjoyed the even more bitter twist that humorist Andy Borowitz put on it in his latest column nonetheless…
“Let’s say that you’re trapped in a burning building and a fireman pulls you out to safety. Once you’re out of the fire, though, you notice that the fireman carelessly ripped the lapel of your Armani jacket. Shouldn’t you be able to sue the fireman for the full cost of its replacement?”
– A Letter From A.I.G. (by Andy Borowitz)
(via The New Yorker)
Hank Tells Terrible Jokes in the New Year – 53 of Them!
Hank Green of the fantastic Vlogbrothers has a habit of telling jokes, among other sciencey things, and this latest video to usher in the new year is sure to make you groan, laugh, shrug, chuckle, and groan some more … in that order.
DINOSAUR PRANK!!!!!!!!!!
THIS. IS. AWESOME!!!
The Parent Rap
See, kids – your parents are cooler than you think.
At least they think so, anyways… 😉
How To Kill a Mustache
We know that some of you are very attached to your face caterpillars, but Movember is almost over and it’s time to face the harsh reality – mustaches are gross and that beast has got to go for another year.
Rhett & Link offer their sympathies, and also this video to help you through this difficult transition.