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Just Laugh’s Guide to Mardi Gras

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Whether you love boobs or possibly even have a pair of your own, everybody eighteen or older loves Mardi Gras.

We have no idea what Mardi Gras is actually supposed to be celebrating … possibly that one time in the bible when Jesus showed his disciples some skin for a handful of cheap beads … but whether you celebrate this festive holiday for strict, biblical reasons or simply because you’re too cheap to pay to see boobs on the Internet, you can consider this guide to be your official guide to pursuing your bead fetish and/or seeing the divine female figure through bourbon-colored glasses during this most magical time of the year…

For Those Who Love Boobs…

  • Never forget that the beads you throw are the only thing that you bring to the celebration that is Mardi Gras – without them, you might as well be the guy driving the float who just looks out the window at all of the other people having fun for the entire parade.
  • There’s a subtle line between good, clean topless fun and sexual harassment – that line is beads.
  • It’s of the utmost importance to remember that women are beautiful flowers, with some of these beautiful flowers being willing to – for one day out of the year – show any old random stranger their boobs in exchange for the bargain price of a handful of cheap, plastic beads. Above all else, you mustn’t do anything to jeopardize that wonderful gift on behalf of lovers of boobs everywhere.
  • ANYTHING!!!!!

For Those Who Have Boobs…

  • Be kind, please unwind … by showing us your boobs…
About Scott Sevener (580 Posts since 2001)
The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.