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“It’s going to be crazy out there!” local man reports…

MINNEAPOLIS (Just Laugh) – As the Thanksgiving holiday comes to a close, anticipation rises as preparations begin for the following day, also known as the busiest shopping day of the year. The day after Thanksgiving is one commonly associated with crowded shopping centers, insanely-long lines, and of course, stellar deals, but some citizens are not really sure if it’s worth all of the fuss…

One shopper explains, “Man, I mean, I could really use some new underwear, but I just don’t know. It’s going to be crazy out there! Don’t get me wrong, I like chicks and all, but any idiot knows that trying to horn in on their shopping crave is just a recipe for trouble…” The man continued by requesting to borrow a pair of this reporter’s boxers, but was promptly refused.

“I know what you mean, man!” replied an innocent bystander. “I was thinking about picking up a new drill this weekend, but even Home Depot’s parking lot is packed – where are all these skirts coming from?! I really wanted that drill, too, but it’s just not worth it, man…”

It is estimated that approximately ten trillion women will be hitting the streets this weekend to ‘whoop it up’ and spend gobs of their husbands’ money, so the recommendation being sent to the men of our society would be to gather the boys, tell them each to bring a case of beer, and promptly get to work – you really don’t want to be conscious when she finally returns home and those credit card receipts come out…

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The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.