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Lion Cubs Track and Kill Completely Unrelated American Dentist

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Hwange National Park, Zimbabwe (Just Laugh) – Weeks after the hunting expedition that was only recently revealed to have resulted in the death of Cecil, the most beloved of all creatures in residence at Hwange National Park, in a completely unrelated matter it’s being reported that a pair of lion cubs made one of the longest hunts in history to feast on the flesh of an unrelated dentist in the American midwest.

First trekking roughly 1,300 miles across the continent of Africa itself to the coastal town of Namibe, Angola, the cubs subsequently boarded a freighter destined for the United States, then proceeded to hitchhike to a suburban town on the outskirts of Minneapolis, Minnesota where the completely unrelated dentist was voraciously killed and eaten, much like a gazelle or antelope would find itself targeted after cruelly inflicting harm onto a treasured member of a lion cub’s family.

“This was really a pretty open and shut case,” reported wildlife conservation officer Adashe Maraire after being delivered the tattered remains of the dentist’s coat for investigation, adding, “Lions can be very particular about what they choose to hunt and eat, so these guys probably just woke up one morning with a hunger for American dentist…”

“I know that sometimes I like a bowl of Chex for breakfast, other times some eggs and toast. Variety is the spice of life, you know!”

“I’m sure it has absolutely nothing to do with that thing that’s been in the news lately about the guy who killed Cecil for $55 grand,” the officer continued to muse while his eyes drifted slowly from the tattered coat to the damaged tracking collar that had been discovered near the carcass of the famed lion that had been killed in Zimbabwe recently, to much controversy.

“Wait – what did they say that guy did for a living again???”

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The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.