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WANTED: Part-Time Personal Floatation Assistant

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Seeking seasonal applicant for personal assistant with unique specialties in the area of recreational floatation.

Must be able to support the weight of one adult male, approx. 190 pounds, for multiple hours as needed. Ability to also store cool and refreshing beverages within an arm’s reach desirable, but not mandatory.

Applicant should be hardworking, well-tanned, and enthusiastic about being used as a human pool toy throughout duration of employment.

Contract is expected to last through August or whenever the water starts getting too cold, whichever comes first.

Equal opportunity employer, member NSPF (National Swimming Pool Foundation).

About Scott Sevener (580 Posts since 2001)
The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.