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President Obama Proudly Nabs Pink Bouncer From Royal Baby Registry

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WASHINGTON (Just Laugh) – After publicly wishing the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge a hearty congratulations on the birth of their newborn daughter on behalf of the First Family, President Obama reportedly spent a solid forty-five minutes perusing the couple’s baby registry late that evening before finally scooping up a pink bouncer on the second to last page that he anticipates the new princess is really going to like.

“I didn’t want to just do boring clothes or baby bottles,” the President spoke over his nightly cordial, “and somebody else already went in and snatched up all the cool Vtech stuff. But kids love bouncing! Malia and Sasha had one just like that when they were babies – Kate must’ve added it later because I almost missed it the first time around, but this is cool … this I can work with!”

Michelle Obama later reported that her husband still beamed with pride clean through the second break of Jimmy Fallon until she finally affirmed his purchase for a third time before rolling over and going to sleep.

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The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.