Wait, You Mean That’s Bad for You?
A couple months ago, I wrote about Caesar Barber, the Brooklyn, New York maintenance worker who is suing McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, and KFC, claiming they [...]
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Hand Me a Scalpel – This Can’t Be That Difficult…
Okay, I’ve had enough. If Mandy Moore gets to be a recording artist, I get to be a brain surgeon. If you are one of the blessed few who read that sentence and asked, [...]
I Want to be a ROCK STAR! When I Grow Up
The bright lights, the money, the groupies. Three attributes that define rock stardom. This is a very common dream for youngsters. And I’m no exception. When I was 8 [...]
It Takes a Village (Idiot) to Raise a Child
Back in 1996, Hilary Clinton introduced us, via her book, to the African proverb “It takes a village to raise a child.” The meaning being that the whole village [...]
It’s Common Sense, Isn’t It?
I’d like to think that every person holds his or her own share of common knowledge, but after a recent trip through a McDonald’s drive thru, I’m really not [...]
My Editor is Such a Wonderful Person!
It’s an age old problem, affecting men and women, young and old, smart and stupid. There’s 1) what they should have said (or wanted to say), and 2) what they did [...]
What’s for Dinner, Hon?
This is a question I would like to ask for a change. For twenty years, that is 7300 days, I have been cooking and aside from washing the dishes and the laundry, it’s the [...]
Splendor in the Grass?
“Honey,” hollered my husband from our deck (for the third time in as many days), “can you come look at the grass? I think it is getting greener.” And [...]
Like Father, Like Son
My son is now in the second grade. Oh, how the years have passed? It was just yesterday he was in the first grade. Wait. never mind. I never realized how much we were alike, [...]
What About The Natural Law Party?
I’ve come to the conclusion that we’re a country of whiners. Everybody is always unhappy about something, and they’ll gripe, complain, and moan about it to [...]