Why Do Women Get Frazzled?
I was asked this question the other day and thought the answer needed had to do with specific reasons such as: Having to be two places at the same time, forgetting to take [...]
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A Guide to PMS for Men
It doesn’t matter whether you are a husband, friend, significant other, lover, or acquaintance. If you are a carrier of that lovely Y chromosome, you have, at some [...]
Winning the Lottery has Just Gotten Easier
The old saying is, “You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning, than to win the lottery.” No one really knows who said this famous quote, but I have [...]
Daddy Yaaaay!
Kids have it pretty good these days. I’m not talking about those $&*#% teenagers with so many piercings in their ears they have the aerodynamics of a Wiffle ball, [...]
Life Doesn’t End After High School
During your years in high school (traditionally four, but nowadays it could be more or less, depending if you’re a good athlete or a bad one), you will be exposed to many [...]
Savannah Salutes the Military Man
Dear Savannah, What do you do with a drunken sailor, What do you do with a drunken sailor, What do you do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning? Signed, Basil Cheddar, [...]
A Hot-Blooded Woman With an Ice Chest
I am going to come clean with all of you. After failing to come up with a clever, witty topic for this week’s column, I have decided to be honest. At the moment, my life is [...]
The Tao of Bonanza
Dear Savannah, My girlfriend has a checkered past. When she was in college, she worked as a topless dancer. She’s also been divorced twice, although she doesn’t [...]
Where Do You Think They Get the Fudge?
I recently took a vacation to Mackinac Island (official motto: That last C is silent), which is right above Michigan in Lake Huron. If you ever ask a Michigander where that [...]
How I Got Sooooo Screwed Up
Family, everybody has one. People who will more than likely embarrass you whenever they get the chance. I’m no exception. But instead of embarrassing me the traditional [...]