Ramblings from a Frazzled Woman: 1st Anniversary Edition
We lose socks and coins, which are never to be found again. We lose notes, numbers, pens and pencils. We misplace glasses and keys for days. Why is it so easy to find all of [...]
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But I’m Still the World’s Strongest Humorist
I’ve been writing humor columns for over five years, and I’ve met, corresponded with, and even become friends with other humor columnists around the world. Some [...]
You’ve Got Porn!
It never fails. Every single time as my deadline approaches, I sit around wondering what in the world I’m going to write about for my next column, but this time I think [...]
Forget About Life Sentences, Let’s Just Do To Criminals As They Do To Victims
If society starts using the eye for an eye method of punishment, I think we will see a decrease in crime. Convicted criminals are always thrown into the slammer for X amount [...]
Many Happy Returns, My Ass
By the time you read this, I’ll be forty. As I write I’m still 39. These facts are as inescapable as the near statistical certainty that when this column comes out, some [...]
Improve Your Dating Portfolio
Dear Savannah, I’m very concerned about the economy. The dating economy, I mean. Specifically, I’m interested in learning how I can leverage my current assets to [...]
Reaction Woman – Buy Now While Supplies Last!
Isn’t it interesting, those companies that make action figures for just about every movie and comic character, whether the character is a hero or not and whether the film [...]
Are You Buying Wholesale, or the Whole Sale?
A great adulthood feature is exploring the wonderful world of wholesale stores. My mother was a huge fan of these stores. She was. She had all the record albums and I [...]
Lawless, P.I.
Dear Savannah, For several months now I have followed your advice column with interest, and never thought that I’d be drunk enough to write, but here I go! Er, could [...]
Oh, the Weather Outside is Frightful…
(First of all, the title of my column is in response to Just Laugh’s current issue theme, which by a roll of the dice apparently turned out being Cinco de Mayo. Since this [...]