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When I began having sex at the young age of sixteen, I had no idea on earth what I was doing. More so than any guy, I was just amazed I was able to keep up at all. [...]
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Bring Back Xena Warrior Princess
I rarely do TV reviews in my columns, partially because I don’t know enough about it to be a good one, but mostly because I watch too much TV anyway. And while TV [...]
The Adventures of the Crazy Art Lady
My friends insisted I get out more. They said I was getting weird and needed to try interacting with actual human beings. So I reluctantly got up from my computer and [...]
The Art of Being a Woman
Being a southern woman doesn’t keep you from the evolution of life as a liberal woman. When I was a kid, I used to think that southern women wore petticoats and bonnets, [...]
America Under Construction
Well, I finally made it home! My head is spinning, my eyes are blurry and I’ve got cramps throughout my entire body, but rather than go to bed like I really should, [...]
Working the Adoption Option
Dear Savannah, Twenty-seven years ago, I made a horrible mistake. I got pregnant by a guy who claimed to be a wealthy ex-frat boy but turned out instead to be just a caddy [...]
Problematic Apartments Give Landlords a Bad Name
Ever since I moved into my new apartment last August, I’ve had, let’s say, my share of incidents involving my landlord. Now I’m not saying my landlord wrongs me on [...]
Night of the Living Brain
In keeping with the long-standing tradition in this space of describing the agonizing minutia of my life, today we’ll be talking about the functional nature of my brain. I [...]
Religion – Now That’s Another Set of Rules I Have to Learn
Having grown up Catholic for most of my life has enabled me to understand the importance of having a religion. Sure I was brought up Catholic; I was Baptized, Confirmed, and [...]
For $2,000,000 an Hour, I’ll be Friends with Just About Anyone…
One could only imagine what it must be like living the life of a television star. Of course, we’ve all heard of their woes about long, ten-hour shooting sessions, [...]