Most things your conservative relatives will say about our 44th President are just made up anyways, so we figured why should they be the only ones having all of the fun [...]
It just wouldn’t be the holidays without getting the whole family together for an entire day of food and presents and arguing about which of the kids have been the [...]
Lap dances set to the tune of Jingle Bells. Matching His and Hers Hanukkah thongs. Watching from the stairs and discretely masturbating while Mommy kisses Santa Claus. [...]
ANYTOWN, USA (Just Laugh) – A recent trip to the local mall turned dismal for a resident man who had been lead to believe that his wife “just needed to grab a [...]
I just fed to my child the most disgusting baby food flavor imaginable. Kale … Broccoli … and Mango I can’t imagine a baby food flavor brainstorming session [...]
Hanging the stockings, chopping down the tree, baking the cookies – these are all vitally important steps in the celebration of Christmas, but deep down I think we can [...]
Today NASA launches its first unmanned test flight of the Orion spacecraft, which is said will pave the way for mankind to travel into deep space, including sending the [...]
There’s nothing like unwrapping a few good laughs under the tree whether you’re in the market for gifts to read while the snow blusters outside, a bit of wearable [...]
It started today. Well, it actually started last night, yet we’re still calling it Black Friday because apparently nobody’s gotten around to updating the name [...]