Anyone who lives in Northern Michigan knows that November is a very fun and exciting time of year, especially if you consider dodging bullets shot from the rifles of drunken [...]
I can tell you right now that this, this text you’re reading, it sucks. Don’t worry, it’s not important. The movie is going to be great. You can see it, [...]
Ah, the great season of fall! The leaves that once covered the massive trees that surround our homes have turned the most magnificent shades and fallen to the ground, the [...]
Dear Savannah, Please help me. I’m a mid-level European royal who secretly left my home country to marry a wealthy American businessman. That was two months ago. [...]
If I have to see another ‘Special News Report’, I am going to heave. I know that we need to know what is going on in the world. At least, I know that I am supposed to [...]
Dear Savannah, Is it unusually kinky to wear an empty ice cream bucket on your head during lovemaking? My girlfriend thinks so. The way I see it, it’s pretty [...]