I’m Not an Addict…
I honestly don’t know how I went this long without it. I’d been hearing all of the hype and rumors about it for years now, but nothing quite compares to trying it for [...]
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Dr. Lobster – Nice Shoes
The Beautiful Art of Revenge
Dear Savannah, Is revenge ever an option? Last week, after a wonderful six-week relationship, my fiancé, Ned (his real name), cleaned out my apartment, sold everything off, [...]
The Low-Down on High School
The other day my best friend reminded me of our twenty-year high school reunion, which is slated for next year. I began to ponder on the person I was in high school and the [...]
Where is Osama Bin Laden?
The 25 million dollar question nowadays is, where is Osama Bin Laden? Is he still in Afghanistan? Or has he fled to Pakistan? I think he could be anywhere in the world, even [...]
The Parking Lot is Full – The Toast Paradox
I’ll be Home(s) for Christmas
Dear Savannah, I have a real problem. I love women too much. I mean, when it comes to women, I just can’t say no. That’s how I wound up with six wives. Of course, [...]
Don’t Let a Bed Bug Bite…It’ll Go to Its Head
I just turned on the news a minute ago and wondered why there weren’t news flashes regarding when — and perhaps where — people are turning on the news. Sometimes it [...]
Dr. Lobster – Poop
The Parking Lot is Full – Cellular Face?
