Just Laugh’s Guide to Sexy Halloween

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Let’s be honest – it isn’t really Halloween if you’re not showing a little cleavage!

And sure, you could be super-cliche and go as Sexy Nurse or Sexy Ninja or Sexy Middle School Teacher, but you’re way more creative about how you want to show off your hot bod to strangers to the tune of Thriller. Ideally when you walk into the party, you want everyone’s reaction to be, “Wow … I never knew that could be sexy, but … I guess???”

Here’s some of our sexiest favorites that we’ve found this year…

Sexy Winnie the Pooh

Sexy Chocolate Chip Cookie

Sexy Jellyfish

Sexy Blind Mouse

Sexy Wolverine

Sexy Bumblebee

Sexy Hamburglar

Sexy Emoji

Sexy Beef Taco

Sexy Pineapple

Sexy Peacock

Sexy Half-Eaten Watermelon

Sexy Bert

Sexy Ernie

Sexy Popcorn

Sexy Eiffel Tower

Sexy Goldfish

Sexy Tetris

Sexy American Flag

Sexy Marijuana Brownie Baker

Sexy Grumpy Bear

Sexy Kermit the Frog

Sexy Chef Gordon Ramsay

Sexy Purple Crayon

(all ridiculous costume images are courtesy of Yandy.com – your source for sexy Halloween from the bland to the bizarre!)