The Coming of Spring
Don’t mind me, but I tend to get a little anxious around this time and by anxious, I actually mean psychotically derailed! Understand that I live in Northern Michigan, [...]
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A “Stimulating” Study
I clearly remember reading the 1999 findings of the study regarding women and sex. It stated that over 43% of we “X” bearers suffer from some form of sexual [...]
There’s No Fool Like an Old (April) Fool
Spring is fast approaching. I know this not because I can sense it in the air, or see it in the foliage, or even because the stores are stocked with shorts, tank tops and [...]
Great Moments in Science
Science can be a dirty, unforgiving game that takes no prisoners (…except in the case of animal testing, of course!) and I just have to hand it to the people behind the [...]
A Curve in the Road
Michael drove from work anxious to get home to his wife, eat dinner and relax. It had been a grueling day full of demands, a twenty-page report due by noon, which would have [...]
Maybe Herpes is the Way to Go
So I’m watching a commercial for genital warts medicine. I love these commercials because they’re sooooo realistic (notice the sarcasm in my font). In one of the [...]
How to Make $41 Per Day
From the “Just When You Think Life Couldn’t Get Any Worse File” comes the story of Richard Goddard, Jr., a 21 year old Colona, Illinois man. Last year, [...]
With Education, Everyone Wins!
Cue the dueling banjos, it’s the Battle Of The Valedictorians again! Regular readers of this column will recall the recent story of Brian Delekta, the Michigan student [...]
Anything You Can Grow, I Can Grow BIGGER!
Can I confide in you? This is really kind of personal, but it has been bothering me for some time now. I am reminded of it daily, as constant taunting reminders show up [...]
How I Lost $60 at the Casino in Five Minutes and Lived to Tell About It…
Ahh, casinos, the excitement of the spinning slots, the bright lights, the cows grazing on farms…wait, cows grazing on farms? There aren’t any cows in Vegas. [...]