Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
I don’t know exactly why it happened, but journalists are held in the same contempt as lawyers and used car salesmen. We’re branded as lying muckrakers, all [...]
Humor Blog Highlights
Features » Humor Columns
Admiring the Cirque du Soleil
The human body is a wondrous thing, don’t you think? Capable of creating and bringing forth life, healing itself when injured, leaking on schedule each month (ok, maybe [...]
Bad Girls Finish First…with Me At Least
People always ask me, “Jason, when are you going to settle down?” To that, I usually reply, “I haven’t found the right woman yet.” Now that I [...]
The World is Filled with Sex, Sex, and More Sex
I just got over the flu last week. At least I hope it was the flu. I had flu like symptoms. But of course, every time you have flu like symptoms, it’s never the flu. I [...]
So Sue Me!
Two college students in their early twenties file a lawsuit against the favorite campus drinking hole for failing to get them elegantly wasted one Saturday evening as part of [...]
Would You Like Fries with Your Lawsuit?
As a parent I try daily to raise my children to be decent, moral, responsible people. And like millions of like-minded mothers and fathers I know that their upbringing must [...]
The #1 Reason Fishing is Much Safer
Let’s say you’re a professional big game hunter hunting lions in Tanzania. And let’s say that you shoot a charging lion from 90 feet away (that’s the [...]
Films From the Funny Farm – Jerry Seinfeld’s “Comedian”
In a little indie theater with only 25 seats I sat, not knowing exactly what to expect. After all, this starred the great Jerry Seinfeld. On the other hand, it was suppose to [...]
Anyone Can Have a Bad Millennium, But the Cubs Can Have It Twice
It’s that time of the year again. Baseball season. Growing up in a state where there aren’t any professional sports teams (Iowa), I’ve always thought I was [...]
An Alternative to Corporal Punishment
I was never a big fan of spankings in school, mostly because I was on the receiving end (no pun intended). But I’ve always wondered if the discipline problems in [...]