The Luck of the Scott-ish
I’d like to say that I tend have pretty good luck for the most part. Then again, I’d also like to say that I have the ability to sprout wings and fly around the city, [...]
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Forget Calgon…CHOCOLATE Take Me Away!
Here we are once again, staring down the bow and arrow of yet another Valentine’s Day. And the big question emerges as it always does, What to get Mom this year? Simple [...]
What Women Don’t Want…
Sometimes I wonder why us good guys even bother… Take any situation and just look around you – rarely, if ever, will you see a truly equal relationship, and by that I [...]
Would Rum Work Instead?
Abra cadabra, make my common sense…disappear! If only it were as easy as waving a magic wand to make things disappear. Whether it’s telemarketers, people who [...]
Happy Valentine’s Day…Jason
For many people, Valentine’s Day is a big deal. Whether it’s roses, chocolates, or any other materialistic gift, one can be sure a great deal of thought and money [...]
What Does “Dinosaur” Smell Like?
It was bound to happen someday. In the 1950s, we were given 3-D glasses to make movies “come to life.” In the ’80s and ’90s, it was Surround Sound [...]
Police Officials Need to Take a Lesson from the Meteorology People
I was watching the news the other day and saw a story about a prisoner on suicide watch. This pretty much meant the prisoner was thinking about committing suicide, so police [...]
Bucs Win the Super Bowl, Hell Freezes Over, and Other Astonishing Tales…
This weekend I had the rare opportunity to add to the list of things I thought I’d never, ever…ever see in my lifetime. It was during that little football game that you [...]
This Year Will Be Different! Yeah, Right…
Ahhhh, a New Year, a new chance to start, stop or improve all manner of habits, regimens and attitudes. A time when the people of the world are aglow with hope, perseverance [...]
If I Could Turn Back Time…
This is always a tough column for me and I know a lot of writers that go through the same type of thing when New Years rolls around – what can I possibly write about that [...]