If I Could Turn Back Time…
This is always a tough column for me and I know a lot of writers that go through the same type of thing when New Years rolls around – what can I possibly write about that [...]
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Stop Looking at Me!
Say what you will about them, the Chicago Cubs have always been a perennial baseball favorite. Maybe it’s because they haven’t won the World Series since 1908. [...]
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An Ode to My New Year’s Resolution
‘Twas the week after Christmas and all through my abode, piles of paper and tissue not meant for the commode. Santa’s sleigh had been full of that there’s no [...]
Screw the Resolutions, Just Bring on the New Year
It’s that time of the year again, which is a lot better than that time of the month. The time to make a New Year’s resolution. You know the kind I’m talking [...]
A Letter to Mattel from the Looney Bin
Dearest Mattel, I am writing to you from the padded walls of Serenity Hills, here confined after losing my mind attempting to free yet another Barbie from the wire restraints [...]
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas…
Christmas is just around the corner. Actually, it’s about three blocks up and to the left. I say this because Christmas ads start well into October, making you believe [...]
Mother Nature
If there is a Goddess of animals, it’s my mom. She has such a reputation for helping animals in despair, that people are constantly bringing her homeless cats, injured [...]
Alaska: Stay for the Winter
Think real hard. Does your city or state have a slogan? I don’t mean the state motto, found on your state seal. I mean the catchy little slogan your state’s [...]
From the Public, For the Public…Seasons Greetings from Northern Michigan Edition
This is a very special time for me. A time that can be chaotic and completely insane or wonderously full of joy and splendor, depending on how long it takes the valium to [...]