TransCanada to Reform Keystone Pipeline for Transporting Sausage Gravy
Alberta, Canada (Just Laugh) – Succumbing to their latest rejection by the Obama administration to permit the 1,179-mile extension of the Keystone Pipeline to route [...]
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WANTED: Jelly Donut
Seeking fruit-filled, sugary breakfast pastry for immediate part-time opening in my belly. Preferred candidates will feature fresh strawberry or perhaps blueberry jam, with [...]
Pizza Hut Announces Plans to Lazily Enter Breakfast Market
Plano, TX (Just Laugh) – In the wake of Taco Bell’s expansion into serving breakfast as well as announcements from McDonald’s to begin offering key [...]
How many cereals have you eaten?
How many cereals have you eaten? So far 47 today. Just Cheerios. Ok, sometimes Honey Nut Cheerios. Does oatmeal count? None – because those bastard kids will never [...]